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be sittin on the toilet right!? and when u take a sh*t that water splash up on your ass.... doesn't that make you mad right!?
ukbutterflygal
01-18-2006, 11:57 AM
gross!!this is a disgusting topic!!
shinobi
01-18-2006, 07:43 PM
LOL wtf.. no i dont get mad.
hehheh i dunno with all these topics talking about steppin or jus coming in contact with it... I thought why not... right? So please feel free to share you bathroom displeasures....
hadouken
01-18-2006, 10:46 PM
shit happens
Knoctur_nal
01-19-2006, 01:52 AM
haaa..shit happens n it splashes...haaa
wguan_86
01-20-2006, 08:59 PM
ER saw a guy in public washroom taking a poop and playing with his wee wee at the same time? it happened at school and the door to the stall was removed..
=S
uhh... wow crappin and beatin it at the same time... I'd be impressed if he was puke'n too..
Anyway u know what really make me mad!? Cold toilet seats!!! how do yall deal with that?
Tiramisu21
01-21-2006, 01:40 PM
I just get mad when guys don't put the toilet seats back down. It's like u rush to the toilet and before u know it, u fall into the toilet.
And the water splashing one.. u just can't go against Newton's third law of gravity ;) I'm such a nerd...
Knoctur_nal
01-21-2006, 02:48 PM
haa..its something that will always happen...
or how about toilet seat covers!? when u really in a rush.. and they make 'em so damn flimsy u gotta like tear 10 of those muthaf**** till u get one right!
Knoctur_nal
01-22-2006, 06:19 PM
or just put some tissue on there...
tegboi
02-08-2006, 06:46 PM
hahaha everytime
breakersrevenge
02-09-2006, 07:46 AM
If you really want to get DEEP!!! May start another topic. . . .
Do you wipe your ass back to the front or front to the back!!
gyyr2
02-09-2006, 01:05 PM
It depends on what type of toilet you are using.Let me clarify. If it's a toilet bowl- where you put your soft posterior on and depending on what's coming out ( hard or soft) yes, it will splash cold water on your b..b. However, if it's the toilet found primarily in Asian countries and in some places in France, it depends on how fast the s..t slides into the hole. In this instance, you may or may not get splashed on your b..b.
Kurono
02-09-2006, 03:15 PM
thats why i put toilet paper in the middle
-unsure huh wha? -huh of course im talkin about a toilet with seat, not jus shittin in a hole... and wha paper in the middle? -unsure -what?
renegade_cash
02-11-2006, 01:25 PM
uhh... wow crappin and beatin it at the same time... I'd be impressed if he was puke'n too..
Anyway u know what really make me mad!? Cold toilet seats!!! how do yall deal with that?
Cold toilet seats arent that bad... once i was at a mall and it was freaking cold that day i go to the washroom to unload and was thinking omfg the seat is going to be cold. To my pleasant surprise it was warm.... but after giving it some thought, maybe it was better cold. cause theres only one reason why the seat would be warm :(
DragonLoaded
02-11-2006, 07:49 PM
or just put some tissue on there...
or wee over it
nice and warm :D
DragonLoaded
02-11-2006, 07:52 PM
Cold toilet seats arent that bad... once i was at a mall and it was freaking cold that day i go to the washroom to unload and was thinking omfg the seat is going to be cold. To my pleasant surprise it was warm.... but after giving it some thought, maybe it was better cold. cause theres only one reason why the seat would be warm :(
i can nvr go to a public place toilet and take a crap
its nvr clean in those toilets and u dunno who (or wot) the hell has been in there b4 u :P
school toilets are the worst -lol
i can nvr go to a public place toilet and take a crap
its nvr clean in those toilets and u dunno who (or wot) the hell has been in there b4 u :P
school toilets are the worst -lol
Not as bad as the toilets at the GAS STATION!!!
DragonLoaded
02-11-2006, 08:51 PM
haha too true -lol
Knoctur_nal
02-11-2006, 10:14 PM
gas station tiolets...more like a room with a damn hole...haha...
room with a herpes infested, venereal disease having, aids floating, anthrax covered hole... but hey its still a toilet right?
DragonLoaded
02-12-2006, 08:55 AM
room with a herpes infested, venereal disease having, aids floating, anthrax covered hole... but hey its still a toilet right?
hahaha Ecko's being there ppl and look wot happen
hehe, sorry jk :P
ho ho, somebody got jokes now huh? ya got me this time... but next time >=D hhahhah
jaclynlim81
02-15-2006, 02:05 AM
i like how people are expressing themselves
And the water splashing one.. u just can't go against Newton's third law of gravity ;) I'm such a nerd...
umm whats that? what goes down... may also come up?
nightlover
02-16-2006, 07:33 PM
haha funny guy
misstical
03-04-2006, 03:34 PM
LOL this topic is absolutely hilarious and disgusting at the same time....
whoaitselaine
03-04-2006, 05:16 PM
Why are there such disgusting topics like this? LOL.
naruto1314
03-04-2006, 09:49 PM
Why are there such disgusting topics like this? LOL.
he jsut wonder does it happen to tohter poeple
it must happent o him often
just kinding
lolz
whoaitselaine
03-04-2006, 11:16 PM
LOL. That's true. :P
Why are there such disgusting topics like this? LOL.
cuz theres a lot of topics about crap!
whoaitselaine
03-05-2006, 12:21 AM
HAHAHA. Your funny Ecko. :P
heh thanks... just tryin to find somethin fun to talk about.
naruto1314
03-05-2006, 10:52 AM
cuz theres a lot of topics about crap!
very true
but it would be better if you put that as a topic
whoaitselaine
03-05-2006, 01:13 PM
heh thanks... just tryin to find somethin fun to talk about.
I guess talking about crap is fun to you. O.O
very true
but it would be better if you put that as a topic
then you wouldn't know what 'hit' ya. muwhahhahaa LOLROFLMAO
I guess talking about crap is fun to you. O.O
just trying to find a better topic in light of all the other 'crap' discussions and i mean that literally -lol.
whoaitselaine
03-05-2006, 06:01 PM
LOL, your funny man. :D
naruto1314
03-05-2006, 08:29 PM
just trying to find a better topic in light of all the other 'crap' discussions and i mean that literally -lol.
lol
well crap topic not about shit
it knida nasty
DragonLoaded
03-05-2006, 08:32 PM
hahaha i start sumthing else
do u think ppl with a rly hairy ass
by hairy i mean like the amazon rainforest ....
they must have extra cleaning to do :P
hahhah I feel you, like them tarzan amazon jungle ass.. they probably have to pick it like a burger.
you ever like sometimes be tryin to shit right... and when you shit the shit just sticks to your ass cuz all the hair be holdin it in like a fishnet... doesn't that make you mad right? -lol ROFLOLMAO
whoaitselaine
03-05-2006, 09:18 PM
EWWW. LMAO. Is that what happens to you? O.O
haha hell no... i keep my ass clean as a whistle.
whoaitselaine
03-05-2006, 09:52 PM
HAHAHA. :P How old are you? LOL You act so immature :P :P
naruto1314
03-05-2006, 10:27 PM
hahaha i start sumthing else
do u think ppl with a rly hairy ass
by hairy i mean like the amazon rainforest ....
they must have extra cleaning to do :P
ok guys
you getting too detail
-_-
now i wish i havnt read this
Zoescarlet
03-12-2006, 11:35 PM
GROSS!!!ewwww
lol... the water splashin get to you to huh?
keepsmilen
03-18-2006, 05:32 AM
hey someone in hk invented a ball that you put in your toilet so this problem doesnt occur!!i recon thats so smart!
ahahha I'm surprised theres still some1 readin this post. Might you know what that product is called? thats pretty funny. It probably makes the water less denser so it would be less buoyant -lol.
DragonLoaded
03-18-2006, 08:10 AM
intersetin, shit has physics/chemistry connected to it .... hmph -lol
P0tat0
03-18-2006, 02:15 PM
lol how does it splash?!
Knoctur_nal
03-18-2006, 02:56 PM
haha..how does it splash...what an interesting question..hahah
DragonLoaded
03-18-2006, 02:58 PM
haha pot ur kidding rite ? hahaha
Knoctur_nal
03-18-2006, 03:16 PM
or u could be holding back..a.hahah
donkeyhit
03-18-2006, 06:50 PM
u know what's worst.... it clog the toilet and then u have to pump it out... =)
Knoctur_nal
03-18-2006, 08:08 PM
haa..i got a mad powerflush tiolet...it can suck down an elephant!...
damn that seems a bit scary... but better than a weak flusher were the thing floats back up to claim attention from you.
Knoctur_nal
03-19-2006, 04:46 AM
haaa...then ya gota get there n clean that up n ur hand accidentally slips in....haaa...fuuny..a thread about crap still going...
yea i know I made this thread it light of all the other 'crap' discussions... but i'm sure everyone has talked about crap one time or another in their life.
Knoctur_nal
03-21-2006, 02:07 AM
what can we say...crap happnes to come up in our convos..u'd be amazed what guys talk about...haha..
Knoctur_nal
03-21-2006, 02:24 AM
um...hmph...lets see here.....eg..crap...hahahaha
there really is nothin to talk about... =/
Seriously...the forums are so inactive. We're practically entertaining ourselves...
Knoctur_nal
03-21-2006, 02:54 AM
inactive...entertaining ourselves....hmph...guess ur doing the same too since ur posting...
you ever like sometimes be watchin a scary movie right? and when the scary scene come on, you crap your pants???
no thats not physically possible now is it...
Knoctur_nal
03-21-2006, 03:26 AM
i duno man..i've heard some interesting stories..n shy..sure..y not..make a thread about that topic...i'm sure it would attract the females on this forum...
I bet chuck norris can run n shit at the same time.. O_o;
Knoctur_nal
03-21-2006, 03:40 AM
chuck norris doesn"t shit!...hahah...
oh your right... how could I make such a big mistake..haha
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