Thieves stole a man’s penis while he was sleeping

[shinobi]

Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."



Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1699017.html

[Knoctur_nal]

the dick trade is booming these days.

[ralphrepo]

Dick thieves? No, more like retribution. Homie probably fucked with the wrong people and he got mutilated to teach him a lesson. Moral here is, be careful who you mess with.

[negiqboyz]

wow .. no second chance for this guy .. lol .. don't mess around

[Aznmask]

no dick use..

[Bulla]

Dick thieves? No, more like retribution. Homie probably fucked with the wrong people and he got mutilated to teach him a lesson. Moral here is, be careful who you mess with.

Wow, you're very 'Street' nowadays.

[gemini]

lol, i must admit that this is quite a funny story!

[mtr852]

I am amazed the guy didn't scream his lungs out, it must of hurt bad.

[wingli]

omg how is that possible...???!!! so degusting

[gonlai]

If the thieves put a bag over his head, I would think he would had gotten up to try to attack the thieves unless the thieves held him down. One thing I don't understand is why he didn't feel the painright away when the thieves cuts off his penis.

[ab289]

Hope he has had his fun with the affairs ...