Singaporians are really funny. How would you rate yourself?
Gentlemen, rate yourselves: cucumber or banana?
Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:56AM BST
SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Gentlemen please, rate yourselves: are you a cucumber or a banana in bed?
Singapore's Society for Men's Health and a pharmaceutical firm are proposing a four-point scale for erectile dysfunction, allowing men to rate their own hardness with four categories: cucumber, unpeeled banana, peeled banana and tofu (bean curd).
"Men should aim for this," UK sex therapist Victoria Lehmann told a news conference, holding a cucumber.
The scale does not involve any scientific measurement -- patients would merely be asked to assess their own levels of hardness -- and has not been accepted by any medical authorities.
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- 04-24-2007 #1Lord Vader
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Gentlemen, rate yourselves: cucumber or banana?
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- 04-24-2007 #2Foblet
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I like men that are like cucumbers, of course! Please be honest to yourselves!
- 04-24-2007 #3Foblet
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LOL!!! cucumber?? y not an iron stick?! as u can easily break a cucumber too. ;P
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this is just too damn funny.
- 04-24-2007 #5
definitely a cucumber
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- 04-24-2007 #6
but more like a pickle when its cold out
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- 04-24-2007 #7Self Schemata
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I wonder would they ever implement this into clinics for sexually dysfunctional men.
MD: Sir, how would you rate little brother? On a scale of soft, med soft, hard, very hard.
Patient: Gee, i really dont know.
MD: To facilitate your choice, please choose the following: Tofu (softest), peeled banana, unpeeled banana, cucumber.
Patient: Hmmm, i think tofu would be best description.
MD: Sorry, sir, but its hopeless.
Patient: How come?
MD: We are not miracle workers.
- 04-24-2007 #8Almost Fobulous
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lol a salami...jks jks
- 04-27-2007 #9Fobulous
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lol.. I didn't know abt this.. btw.. its singaporeans.. not rians
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- 04-27-2007 #10Lord Vader
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I guess that Singapore's Society for Men's Health and a pharmaceutical firm want to sell something new for men
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- 04-27-2007 #11Banana
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Asian: fresh cucumber but shorter
Western: peeled banana but bigger size than asian
Black: scare by ladies...
need no to rate...take average gal
- 04-27-2007 #12Foblet
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Of course a banana
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I don't know how to answer this. Anyone wanna check for me?
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- 04-27-2007 #14Banana
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banana lol
- 04-27-2007 #15Almost Fobulous
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ofcourse a cucumber... lol
image a peeled banana... or worst... tofu...
lol
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