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    Lord Vader
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    Cool Gentlemen, rate yourselves: cucumber or banana?

    Singaporians are really funny. How would you rate yourself?


    Gentlemen, rate yourselves: cucumber or banana?
    Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:56AM BST

    SINGAPORE (Reuters) - Gentlemen please, rate yourselves: are you a cucumber or a banana in bed?
    Singapore's Society for Men's Health and a pharmaceutical firm are proposing a four-point scale for erectile dysfunction, allowing men to rate their own hardness with four categories: cucumber, unpeeled banana, peeled banana and tofu (bean curd).
    "Men should aim for this," UK sex therapist Victoria Lehmann told a news conference, holding a cucumber.
    The scale does not involve any scientific measurement -- patients would merely be asked to assess their own levels of hardness -- and has not been accepted by any medical authorities.


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    I like men that are like cucumbers, of course! Please be honest to yourselves!

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    Foblet
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    LOL!!! cucumber?? y not an iron stick?! as u can easily break a cucumber too. ;P

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    this is just too damn funny.
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    definitely a cucumber
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    but more like a pickle when its cold out
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    Self Schemata
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    I wonder would they ever implement this into clinics for sexually dysfunctional men.

    MD: Sir, how would you rate little brother? On a scale of soft, med soft, hard, very hard.
    Patient: Gee, i really dont know.
    MD: To facilitate your choice, please choose the following: Tofu (softest), peeled banana, unpeeled banana, cucumber.
    Patient: Hmmm, i think tofu would be best description.
    MD: Sorry, sir, but its hopeless.
    Patient: How come?
    MD: We are not miracle workers.

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    lol a salami...jks jks

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    lol.. I didn't know abt this.. btw.. its singaporeans.. not rians

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    Lord Vader
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    I guess that Singapore's Society for Men's Health and a pharmaceutical firm want to sell something new for men

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    Asian: fresh cucumber but shorter
    Western: peeled banana but bigger size than asian
    Black: scare by ladies...

    need no to rate...take average gal

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    Of course a banana

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    I don't know how to answer this. Anyone wanna check for me?


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    banana lol

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    ofcourse a cucumber... lol
    image a peeled banana... or worst... tofu...
    lol
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